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• The Cannibal Caligula by ILoveYourBloodStainedLips

  Fandoms: Original Work, Splat Zombies/ Tobacco Vampires  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • F/F, F/M, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  21 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Caligula “ Louie ” De Rais/ La'Chel DeNemea
  • Lilith De Vil/ Marla Madonna - Relationship
  • Caligula " Louie ” De Rais
  • Lilith De Vil
  • Marla Madonna
  • Napoleon
  • Christmas “ Chris “ Baylock
  • La'Chel DeNemea - Character
  • Rocxiahna - Character
  • Sanchez Sanchez - Character
  • Edmund “ Eddie ” Voltaire - Character
  • Drug Dealing
  • Recreational Drug Use
  • Gun Violence
  • Blood and Gore
  • Blood Drinking
  • Flashbacks
  • Identity Issues
  • False Identity
  • Cannibalism
  • Everyone Is Unhinged
  • Eddie's unamed babymama
  • Consensual Blood Drinking
  • Non-Consensual Blood Drinking
  • Secret Identity Fail
  • marriage at first sight
  • Louie and Latch are on some serious Romeo and Juliet type shit
  • Plotting to steal someone's estate
  • Betrayal
  • Best Friend Breakup
  • Everyone is evil and I mean evil as Fuck
  • Also accidental interview I suppose
  • That shit was NOT planned
  • He just started yapping
  • Local dumb ass drains a vampire as a mortal and he gets really sick
  • Getting gay with your new best friend and soon to be brother in law
  • referenced animal death
  • Like bruh you did not have to eat those people's pets
  • Getting married and running away cliche
  • Potential bankruptcy
  • Can't wait for y'all to read about this motherfucker pouring up lean mid interview
  • Also lots of whining and crying because all of these vampires have fucked up lives and are not capable of having one good day
  • Eventual Smut
  • the smut is coming I promise
  • period typical slavery
  • Terrorism

  Summary

  After being ditched by his partner, a young drug dealer comes to find he's been selling to an unhinged immortal. He agrees to spend the night until he can get a ride back into town . Until then, he has to listen to a very drunk vampire reminisce about his "prime" and his "glory days" as a cannibalistic serial killer who goes from rags to riches after making a wicked blood sucking she-devil fall head over heels in love with him

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  9,440

  Chapters:

  5/?

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  23