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I sometimes can't help but think Gen Z and California would be friends, cause the two seems to be bullied alot by their peers and co-workers and always seem less by the others and bullied cause they more "woke" than the others.
The two also seems to be the "woke" types, but I aren't sure if Gen Z is... the political type? Not sure but I think the two would most love to cancel shits with each other.ย
Also am thinking that Boomer hangs out with New York and Virginia's grandmother's cause why not? Let's have old ladies hang around and talk about their grandson/son and do old ladies things together.
Colorado and 2022. Smoke buddies, Obviously the types to just smoke a pot together and just... talk about random ass crap, also probably 2022 listening to Colorado's rants about Cali.
New York and Gen X, they can both agree they hate people and not wanting to be pull in whatever craziness their co-workers pull them in.
The four seasons are siblings, always constantly fighting for their turn, mostly Summer and Autumn. Spring is the annoying eldest sister and Winter the quiet one who is just..... chilling there.ย
I feel like the gens sometimes ask the people on who's the best and then get offend when someone say it's not them.
The weekends just be chilling somewhere, doing God's knows what.
Chapter 2: Gen Z and California's stupid Shenanigans
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California : Gen Z told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.
Gen Z: Iโm not being weird. Am I being weird?
California : Yes, and thatโs coming from me.
Gen Z, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
California : Yeah, Gen Z will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.
Gen Z: Exactly, I will straight up-
Gen Z:
Gen Z, tearing up: California , why would you say that?!
California : That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Gen Z: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
California :
California : What?
Gen Z: I need to feed my Neopets!
Gen Z: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?
California : Sure.
Gen Z: Your life!
California : Actually, my life isnโt a joke, jokes have meaning.
Gen Z: California , no.
Gen Z: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
California , sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.
Gen Z, texting: Answer your phone
California , texting back: Wait a minute, I canโt find my phone
Gen Z: Understood
Gen Z, 5 minutes later: Youโre a terrible person. You know youโre killing me. Youโre killing me, California .
Chapter 3: Gen X, Gen Z and Millennial's incorrect quotes
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Gen Z: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Gen X...
Millennial : As you should be.
Gen Z: No, for real, they're kind of-
Millennial : As. You. Should. Be.
Gen Z: You can track Millennial ?
Gen X: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.
Millennial : Gen Z wonโt wake up, what do I do?
Gen X: Did you try kicking them?
Millennial : Yes.
Gen X: Iโm out of ideas.
Gen Z: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Boomer is walking in this room.
Gen X: *wheeze*
Gen X: Acid isnt what get's you high, that's what happens when you put paper in your mouth.
Millennial : I have eaten paper and other items like pencils, pens, markers and pebbles for my entire life. I can tell you with certainty that this is misinformation. If you EAT paper, you will not feel the effects of LSD and anyone who tells you otherwise is Gen X.
Gen Z: This motherfucker eating pens.
Gen X: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Millennial , stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Gen Z, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Millennial : Coming right up.
Gen Z: How did you even get in here?
Millennial : Gen X's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Millennial 's door"!
Gen X: Iโm closing the window.
Chapter 4: 2020, 2021 and 2022 dumb incorrect quotes
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2020: So, are you two dating now?
2021 & 2022: Yes.
2020: Why?
2021: I happen to find 2022 very appealing.
2020: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with 2022.
2020: Some people are like slinkies.
2022: What?
2020: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
2022:
2022: Please don't push 2021 down the stairs.
2020, pushing 2021 down the stairs: Too late
*playing twister*
2020: Right hand red.
2022: *ends up on top of 2021*
2021: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
2020: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
2020: I asked 2022 out.
2021: Oh, Iโm sorry.
2020: Why?
2021: Well, I assume they said no.
2020: No, they said yes.
2021: Really? Then Iโm sorry for them.
2020: I hate 2021.
2022: "Hate' is a strong word.
2020: I have strong opinions.
2022: 2020 isn't talking to me.
2021: Enjoy it while it lasts
2020: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much theyโre loved. 2022 has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.
2021: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they donโt want to be at?
2020: I knew youโd understand.
2021: When I was a kid, 2022 told me that the paper strip thatโs in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
2020: They are!
2021: FOR REAL?
2020: No! Why did you fall for it again?
Chapter 5: Mexican States/Steven
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Let's all be serious here.
SOME Mexican states or possibly all of them, had been in a cartel in their own states, but six states, Colima, Guerrero, Michoacan, Sinaloa, Tamaulipas and Zacatecas, have been in the cartels much longer.
Tamaulipas, Guerrero and Michoacan had abandoned that lifestyle, but Zacatecas and Sinaloa, probably not, but kept it very well from Mรฉxico and their governors.
Their fellow states knows this, and don't approve of it, especially after what happen with Nuevo Leรณn and how messy it was to get him out of it.
Steven is a cousin of Greg the Sound Guy, the two sometimes talk about their days and how it is working with the years/states.
"I can't stand this job anymore. I can't stand with the YEARS, Greg..."
"Steve, try working with FIFTY states, then come talk to me."
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